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Ordinary Things Extraordinary Names

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 42yrs • F •
Ordinary Things Extraordinary Names
This might be an old meme but let's blow this baby up. Post a picture of any ordinary mundane thing and give it a super extraordinary name.

Here's some examples I stole to get the ball rolling....

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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 42yrs • F •
Handheld Darkness Eliminator



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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 42yrs • F •
Mental Image Converter



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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 42yrs • F •
in-drink-warmth destroyer



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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 42yrs • F •
atmosphere inhaling rest platform



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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 49yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ill_llI is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Emergency Period Restorer



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"The birds have their nests in the trees and the foxes have their holes in the ground, but the Son of Man has nowhere to rest His head."
 42yrs • F •
jesus

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 42yrs • F •
moisture containment vessel



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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Everett is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Latex-coated population manipulator



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 56yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that HissyFit is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
So far, I vote for the Emergency Period Restorer as the best. Literally made me LOL.

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 49yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Waterdrop is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Self-Identification Object



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 28yrs • F •
kimba is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Genocide serum for microbial beings



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