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The Art of Offence

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 42yrs • F •
The Art of Offence
• Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
• Keep talking. Somedeay you'll say something intelligent...
• Please give that face back to the gorilla...
• How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
• I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares...
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor?
• You're so ugly that when you joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no proffessionals".
• You remind me of the ocean - you make me feel sick...
• Have you been chasing parked cars?
• Have a nice day... somewhere else...
• You're so fat it would be wasier to jump over you than go around...
• I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter...

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