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Americans vs. Canadians

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 33yrs • M •
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Americans vs. Canadians
The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995. Reprinted in the Memorial University campus newspaper.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision..
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand you change your course 15 degrees north – that's one-five degrees north – or counter measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE. Your call.

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"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
 34yrs • F •
midnightpanther is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
*falls over dead from laughing so hard*

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"Just because your an adult, doesn't mean you can be a dumbass."
 46yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that doom123 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
hhaaa thats great.

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"if life has no point whats the point in talking about it?"
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I havent said this too often here......however funny it may be, its a re-post.

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