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Do You Really Believe This?

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 64yrs • M •
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Do You Really Believe This?
quote:
National News from The Associated Press
WASHINGTON -- New intelligence indicates that Osama bin Laden is enlisting Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, his top operative in Iraq, to plan potential attacks on the United States, federal officials said Monday.


Ya right, do you believe this. Osama bin Laden has been, is, and will make plans against the U.S. This is old news - but if you add al-Zarqawi to it, then people will say, oh - that's why we're in Iraq.

If I wanted to attack the United States, I wouldn't go to Iraq to consult with al-Zarqawi. Think about it, how is al-Zarqawi going to help me terrorize the U.S. I did it the first time without him, what would I need him for now, besides, he's got his hands tied, hiding out and fighting in Iraq. He isn't exactly an expert on U.S. Geography, politics or society. What help would he be to me if I, Osama, was planning to terrorize the U.S?

If you believe this, then you deserve the democracy you get, and why even bother, why not make Bush our new dictator, we can save money by laying off an administration that dreams up lies to garner support for an unjust war that we don't bother to question, because we believe patriotism is blindness.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 38yrs • F •
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New intelligence also reveals that the more one pulls out of hir or her ass, the more genetically enhanced they'll become.


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"Milk, almonds and pistachios."
 64yrs • M •
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Yesterday when I posted this, 338 people hit my blog. It's a record, and the numbers are growing. That does offer a little hope.

Anyways - I wasn't sure I should post this. But the more I thought about it all day long today - They must think we're really stupid.

If you're going to lie to us, at least be creditable enough so we won't know.

Yesterday - this was the top news story

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 59yrs • M •
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They have to justify their paychecks somewhow, I guess. I dont even bother to check the "Terror Level" anymore.

Great excuse for the government to take away more liberties and rights too.

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"Oops, it appears I have run over your dogma with my karma."
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