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Men are like.....

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 47yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pv_emerald14 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Men are like.....
Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Em

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""Live life to the fullest!""
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Wyote is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
well... the "Blenders" one is funny... the rest is pretty offensive ^_^

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"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"
 47yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pv_emerald14 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I'm sorry Wyote. This was not meant to be offensive to anyone.

Em

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""Live life to the fullest!""
 58yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that cowgirl is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Wyote why does this affend you when there are so many jokes out there about blondes, women, etc. It is just a joke so take it that way.

Em I thought they were really great. LMFAO

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"Life is like a box of chocolate you never know what you will get!"
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Exmortis is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
LOL. I'm a guy and i thoguth they were funny!!

though not all of us are like Snow Storms

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"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
 51yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Sorceress is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
How men are like dogs:-

both take up too much space on the bed

both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner

both mark their territory

neither tells you whats bothering them

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

bothe have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches

neither does the washing up

both fart shamelessly

neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

both like dominance games

both are suspicious of the postman


How dogs are better than men:-


Dogs do not have a problem expressing affection in public

dogs miss you when you're gone

dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong

dogs are very direct about wanting to go out

you can train a dog

the worst social disease you can get from them is fleas
(ok really, the worst is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you)

dogs understand what "no" means

dogs mean it when they kiss you

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
emerald: That Blender one was funnyyyy hahaha

hmmm I wonder what "women are like"


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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well this is not what women are like but it is what every man wishes they could do to a women!



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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I especially like the boobs up and down meter

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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
that was great.although the mute button and the stop nagging button share pretty much the same function.

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
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