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Backyard Nookie

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 45yrs • F •
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Backyard Nookie
A young man was in the backyard fooling around with his new girlfriend on a very dark night.

After a short time, he offered to go down on her.... and she gladly dropped her knickers.

About 20 minutes later, he looked up at her with his glazed face and said, "I really like you a lot, but you have the hairiest crotch I've ever eaten!"

"I'm not surprised that you feel that way," she said. "You've been eating the lawn for the last five minutes!"


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 32yrs • M •
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lol nice

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"Look now how mortals are blaming the gods for they say that evils come from us but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies"
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