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Notes to a mom with the flu

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 45yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that pv_emerald14 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Notes to a mom with the flu
A Mom with the flu . And this was for only 5 days!
Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu
by her well meaning husband.
Pay attention to what he calls her each time he leaves
a note!

Monday A.M.

My Dearest: Please sleep late. Everything under
control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: finger
sandwiches and fruit cup. Thermos of hot tea by bedside.
See you around 6:00. Hope you're feeling better.

Tuesday A.M.

Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator. I
tried to catch it. Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in their Thermos bottles? Apparently
not a good idea. The school might call you on this. Dinner may be a >little late. I'm doing your door to door canvas for
liver research. Your lunch is in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover chili.

Wednesday A.M.

Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would
you put soap powder in the flour canister! If you have time, could you please come up with a likely place to find Chris's
missing shoes? We've checked the clothes hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers? There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the frig. Am trying to find out what smells in the kitchen. Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meat packing house.

Thursday A.M

Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway. It crested
last night at 9 P..M. Will finish laundry tonight. Please pencil in answers to following:

1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal? I thought
it was automatic... Guess not.
2. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his
boots?
3. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the
palm of a small boy's hand?
4. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to
snap at you when you open the door?

I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise
me!

Friday A.M.

Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink! Am trying
to restore pink dress shirt to original white. Take heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded, the house cleaned and the dinner on time.
I called your mother


"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."

Em

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""Live life to the fullest!""
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
That is absolutely hilarious...only of course if you have kids and have/had a significant other at the same time.

I like this
quote:
I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise
me!


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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 51yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Evilia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
TOTALLY funny, AND true!!! This would be the life of me!!


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