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Where do babies come from?

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 45yrs • F •
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Where do babies come from?
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

Mommy sighs, knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. After Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies, the little girl is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens, how does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow," the girl exclaims, "my daddy can do ANYTHING!"


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 62yrs • M •
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That's funny.

I explained it to my son this way: Me and mom will go to the hospital and there will be a large room with lots of babies, and you pick out the one you want and pay the hospital 2000 and bring the baby home. "Nosir dad, mom already told me." He said.

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 45yrs • F •
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LMFAO...Sounds like a little one. How is he? I have a 5 year old that is totally into the baby doll thing and cousins being born all over the place so I expect I'll get to answer that one soon.


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 62yrs • M •
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He's grown up in college now.

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