21yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that ravenclaw is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I memorized the periodic table because I felt like it
I read books that my mom doesn't understand
I would like to have red hair
I also would like a flying skateboard that fuels on carbon dioxide and releases oxygen
Someone referred to my mom's cornbread as "Buttered Jesus"
The someone was an atheist, like me
I like flying
Standing on the bow of a sailboat counts as flying
Being in a cable car also counts as flying
Being in a hot air balloon is DEFINITELY flying
Being in an airplane is only sort-of flying.
I am going to build myself a flying snowboard one day that I can control using a helmet that takes signals from my brain. I am serious. I am going to do this and no one can stop me.
I will never clean up my room
My IQ is 138 which means it is higher than 99% of people my age
I despise the majority of English teachers for their cruel and uncaring treatment of poetry and beautiful fiction
I hate long threads even though I am contributing to one
My left ear is slightly different shaped than my right, just enough to make earbuds annoying
Also I can make my ears move, but I can't move my right ear independently of my left, although I can move my left ear independently of my right
I like China Mieville, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll, yes it is a pseudonym) Frances Hardinge, and Lemony Snicket.
They are in order of when I discovered their writing, most recent being Mieville.
I tried reading Kafka once but I didn't like it - I am far more concerned with the style of the writing than I am with anything else (plot and characters and stuff) - maybe it was just that translation, I will try again with a different one.
And I liked The Stranger.
I tried to read the dictionary once but I only got to page 225. It was a 1400 page dictionary.
I like doodling things with a calligraphy pen, or any other kind of pen, but not a pencil. With a pencil I always end up creating something far superior to doodles, so it cannot be called "doodling"
I draw cyborg animals that are cyborgs on the left side and ordinary on the right
I hate writing fiction but I love reading it.
I have no problem reading or writing non-fiction though.
I like seeing the shapes in the marbled shower tiles and the texture-y paint, there is a girl's face there that only has eyes and she wants to scream but she can't
My brother locked me out of the house several times. One time he convinced me to go out on the roof through the window, and then he locked me out on the roof
I like XKCD and Questionable Content
My cat is always getting fatter
I used to have green eyes but they are brown now
I am a school first place spelling bee champion and school science fair winner, and county third-place spelling bee winner
Sometimes I calculate things faster in my head than other people can type them into a calculator
I am worshipped as a nerd-goddess and source of right answers
All of my school friends are guys. It's uncomfortable to be friends with a girl and they talk too much about stupid stuff. I don't fit in with most other girls and I don't want to but I am still cool with everybody.
You think YOU'RE random?
That was random.