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Tell a random fact about yourself. - Page 43

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 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that her is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
oh my god, white bread, allah has blessed us with white bread, but uh, brown bread uh.....

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"I have nothing to be proud of today but hopefully tomorrow I will."
 46yrs • F •
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I LOVE TO MAKE MONEY**Proven by various, highly-respected U.S. TV and Radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible and true.**
**Oprah Winfrey and ABC's investigation team 20/20 also prove it can be done.*** IF A 15 YEAR OLD BOY COULD MAKE $71,000 IN JUST 5 WEEKS AND OTHERS $250,000 IN A FEW MORE WEEKS -- SO CAN YOU !!!
THIS REALLY CAN MAKE YOU EASY MONEY!! IT WORKS!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW The LETTER FOR IT TO WORK!!!! THIS IS NOT A PYRAMID SCAM!! :
I came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00!
...heres how!
Paypal verifies that this $6 investment program is 100% legal
and is a big hit this year
see their note below or ask them directly...
For a simple investment of 15-30 minutes and just $6,
it is 100% worth it to
make thousands so quickly.
This is not another scam that takes lots of your hard earned money;
this is a no risk investment that will
make you thousands of dollars very easily and quickly.
From PayPal:
"Dear Member, it has come to our attention that there is a paypal scheme floating around at the moment you may have heard or seen the $6 scheme.
You may have even taken part in it well we have been asked a lot of questions about this scheme the answer is yes it does work and yes it is safe to use providing you follow the rules it is legal and has made a big hit on the internet this year.
If you would like to take part in this scheme or would like a bit more information then please see the attached file that was kindly donated to us.
Thank you for using PayPal!"
Turn $6 into $15,000 in only 30 days...heres how! You have most likely seen or heard about this project on TV programs such as 20/20 and Oprah, or you may have read about it in the Wall Street Journal.
If not, here it is below - revealed to you in step-by-step detail.
This program is by no means new.
It has been in existence in many forms for at least a decade.
In the early days, it required a lot more time and effort, as well as an investment of a few hundred dollars.
However, thanks to PayPal and the Internet,
the investment is now virtually ZERO!
And what's more,
the entire process is FASTER, EASIER,
and MORE LUCRATIVE than it has EVER been!
I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it:
Make Money with your Paypal account as shown on Oprah!
"A little while back, I was browsing through news groups and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00!
So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send only $1.00 to each of the 6 email addresses stated in this article.
You then place your name and address at the bottom of the list at the # 6th position and email it to your friends as well as post this message (with your email address in the list) to at least 200 newsgroups.
(There are thousands)
No catch that was it.
So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it.
I figured "what have I got to lose except $6.00, right?"
So I invested the measly $6.00
Well GUESS WHAT!!
Within days, I started getting money coming into my Pay Pal account!
I was shocked!
I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in.
In my first week, I made about $25.00, which means that 25 people joined the group after they saw my posted messages.
By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1000.00!
In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing.
This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly.
It's certainly worth $6.00, and the few minutes it took to join Paypal.
I have spent more than that on the lottery!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works. Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it, as you need it.
I promise you that if you follow the directions EXACTLY, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!
SUGGESTION:
Read this entire message carefully!
Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in, it's that easy!
It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00.
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk-it really works! If all of the following
instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
AGAIN, PLEASE NOTE:
Follow these directions EXACTLY,
and $20,000 or more can be yours in 4 to 6 weeks.
This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants.
Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.
In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service.
You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists.
Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.
However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income, which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list.
Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1:
Take a few minutes to join Paypal: www.paypal.com
Paypal
The Internet's most trusted Internet banking system for your future income.
When creating your Paypal account make sure you use the same Email address as your user name in the list below so people can send money to your account.
STEP 2
Once you have a Paypal account running, use Paypal to post $1 to EACH of the 6 Email Addresses below because you pay people with an email address in Paypal.
To do this you may need to use a credit card, which is very easy, and secure so nobody but Paypal may see it.
If you don't have a credit card show this great lucrative offer to someone that has one and get them to help you pay the $6.
What you are doing is creating a service.
This is absolutely legal!
You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!
Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all.
But I looked around and did some homework and found it was perfectly legal.
Here are the 6 individual Email addresses that you have to send $1 to through Paypal for this to work properly and for you to receive money.
(If you don't send the money and decide to post the message with your name in it anyway, Paypal will instantly pick this up and terminate your account, immediately, besides the other penalties!!
If you did this you could get into serious trouble because it is fraud. (So follow the instructions and post the $6 and you will make lots of money with no hassles.)
Now send $1 to each of these following email - addresses through your paypal account and pay $1 to each the following 6 email- addresses
These email addresess are PayPal IDs or usernames.
1.) moniferious@comcast.net
2.) limey8501@hotmail.com
3.) tracym605@verizon.net
4.) nj45lady@yahoo.com
5.)marvin.turner@yahoo.com
6.) movetoscarolina@yahoo.com

STEP 3
Now,... after paying $1.00 to each of the email placements above, take the #1 Email Address off the list, move the other Email Addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc.) and add Your Email Address as number 6 on the list.
STEP 4
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to the original as possible.
Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups (there are thousands of groups).
And email your message to as many people you can. Remember, the more you post and email the more money you make! This is perfectly legal!
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk-it really works! If all of the following
instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE REMEMBER
this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions.
You are simply paying into a money making chain of participants and if the chain is broken you are screwing someone else out of their fair share.
So, as each person who joins the family and the directions are followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.
You then insert your Email Address into the list and it will move up geometrically.
So that when your name reaches the #1 position you will have potentially received thousands of dollars into your account!!!
What an opportunity for only a total of $6.00!!
$1 for each of the first six people listed above
To begin with,
please send you're joining fee now (which is $1.00 to each email address listed above) then add your own Email Address to the list and you're in business!
HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS:
Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various newsgroups(on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
Log on any search engine like yahoo.com, google.com, altavista.com, excite.com, etc., then search with the subject ''millionaire message board'' or ''money making message board'' or ''employment message board'' or ''money making discussions'' or ''money making forum'' or ''business message board'' etc.
You will find thousands and thousands of message boards.
Click on them one by one and you will find the option 'post a new message'. Then Post this article as a 'new message' by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting copy then paste from the edit menu.
Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button.
You're done with your first one! It only takes about 60 seconds to complete postings on message boards after you catch on.
REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!
BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200!
That is it
You will begin receiving money in your account from around the world within days!
JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.
Now the WHY part out of 200 postings:
Say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example).
So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter.
Each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at # 5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, this is an additional $25.00 for me.
Now those 24 each make 200 minimum posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each.
This brings in an additional $125.00.
Those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00.
Ok, now here is the FUN part, each of those 625 people post a MINIMUM of 200 letters with my name at #2 and they receive 5 replies each.
That just made me $3,125.00!!!
Those 3125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 react, I will receive an additional $15,625.00!!
With an investment of only $6.00!!
A - M - A - Z - I - N - G - !!
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to Email Addresses using Paypal on the list, putting your name at number 6 again.
And start posting again.
The thing to remember is that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday.
JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!!
So, can you afford $6.00 to see if it really works??
I think so!
People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what!
What are the chances of that happening when there are
tons of new honest users and
new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and
are willing to give it a try

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"I am so happy and grateful!"
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that washingmypirate is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A few random facts;

I LOVE physics.
My friends think I am a nerd, but they are too.
I punched a friend on the face by accident the other day.
I broke the prodjector thingy in maths that very same day. (THAT SAME LESSON) Poor Rob found it hilarious he practically wet himself.
I did crap in my exam today.
I love my mum.
I love my cat Jerry.
I love everything.
I love life.
I sleep a lot especially in lectures.
I believe I was a tree in my past life if I had a past life.
Everyone thinks I'm a nut job. (Cause I have fun, they like it)
I sat in maths wearing a scarf sunglasses and a cap and was extremely loud and hyper today.
I walked on every chair and table in the physics lecture theatre today.
I did not do any lab work today and instead went round looking at everyone else's experiment, stuck double sided tape to everyone I knew, attempted to measure the diameter of a water drop using an electrical piece of equipment several times knowing full well the implications, Dipped my hand in what I thought was water in an attempt to splash a friend which turned out to be glycerol - Haha that was funny-, Spent a lot of the lesson talking to randomers who said I came across as intellectual and asked how I know what I know (Well erm how do most people know what they know). Please note some of these randomers were pHd students. HARHAR, I asked lots of random questions about random crap, Then a few of my friends were amazed that although I actually did nothing I was still able to explain to them what it was I was supposed to be doing and I could tell them everything about it even though I didn't do it. Hehe. How Odd. But I had fun.
Other random stuff;
I want to go up into a mountain somewhere quiet and meditate and just think about things.
I forget a lot, It's SOOO BAD.
Ohh my gosh it's 22;15, WHERE DID THE TIME GO??

I think I will leave it at that for now.

I bought plastacine yesterday and wiped it all over my friends car windows Absolutley hilarious. I wrote that he was gay, then he rolled th window down to stop me but made it worse then he gave me a wet wipe to wash it off. It made it more worse. I wet the front window and this morning he couldn't see through it hehe. Ace.

I spilt hot chocholate all over my work and haven't got round to remaking my notes.

I just found my pen that was given to me by a maths profesor that I was discussing complex maths and 4dimensions with. (WHICH IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN BOTHE CHRIS AND DR KINGS PUT TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY SAY. i HAVE THE VOTES TO PROVE IT. Although Dr King's was superior until he broke it due to nerves that first lesson. Probably after the reaction I gave him, which was who are you? only to get the same reply. Funny thing was the other day a student was falling asleep in the lecture and he said if you are going to fall asleep just piss off outside followed by other minor cursings, BUT GUESS WHAT?? I was asleep in the very same lesson and was sitting at the front of the class but nothing was said. HAHAAAAA. But it's probably because I "come off as intellegent". He said I could help cause the lessons are BORING. I knew the work and never even done it before. But guess what I'm actually dumb and don't know what the heck I'm rambling about most of the time. I just talk complete and utter crap, that sound good. If only I could do that in my exams.

Would you guys like some plasticine?? I could teleport it during an OBE if I ever can have one. Then you can piss someone off or make them laugh so hard that you get away with everything you do, because it makes people feel better and when they are pissed off make them think they are having fun. LOL HOW AWESOME. Today was the best yet since going to uni. I really should calm down. Alot of people don't admit things. It's funny. Like if I had an experience where I had read someones mind they wouldn't admit it because they are scared to tell people what they really think. I would have to relay an experience or thought I had or have to lay the foundations to allow that person to even consider opening up. I'm not scared to admit what I think. But then I guess I don't admit everything. MMMMMmmmm...... Hehe. ||FEEL FREE TO CALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME A NUTTER AND PUT ME IN A PADDED CELL!!!! I ONLY BEHAVE HOW PEOPLE THINK. NNNNOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YES I AM VERY HYPER AND AM RAMBLING AGAIN.... LOTS OF RUNNY VERBAL DIHORREA [SP] CONSISTING PRIMARILY OF SHITE!!!!!! OH WAIT WHAT DO I MEAN AGAIN YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ME. ...
IT'S NOW 7 MINUTES PAST ELEVEN. BYEEEEEEEEEE HAVE FUN PEACE OUT!!

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"Shengising Nugget"
[  Edited by washingmypirate at   ]
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that washingmypirate is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ZATO I LOVE PHYSICS TOO!!!!!

Another random fact.
I once knew someone who apparently wanted to blow up number 10 and the government.

I also once knew someone who had a master plan to take over the world starting with Luxembourgh.

Many of the male ancestors in my family are either schitzo, psycho or both.

I HATE slugs. It's nothing personal they just give me the heebies.

I have NEVER believed in Santa however I do use the term alot. Like my bluetooth is called Santa.

I tell my friends to shut up when they are talking too much yet I do it myself. Although one of my friends sais the same crud over and over and over and......so forth. No wait I only tell that person to shut up. Most people have decent things to say.

All my work is spread all over the floor like really badly. OMH.

I was gutted when I went to wear a skirt the other day and it was too small. (Not that I think I'm fat. I just really wanted to wear it.) - I'm size 10 just incase you guys are imagining something other-

Someone is burning egg at this very moment in the block coz it stinks.

I ate lots of turkish delights the other day and I don't like them.

I text a friend very late a lot and he hates it. HAHA. I can't help it.

I have become addicted to forums. Well only a select few. I had to stop posting on one for a bit because I went mad. It was an intellectual discussion forum though. I was on there for years then I discovered there were more. ; P

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"Shengising Nugget"
 29yrs • F •
secretreality is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
i love the smell of turpentine
and i love confetti cake but not frosting



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"Live.Laugh.Love"
 29yrs • F
A CTL of 1 means that xloobyloox is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I'm scared of buttons. not big ones, just small ones, like the ones on polo shirts lol

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"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that JoelB is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I am able to wake myself up in my dreams

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"Aint flashed a smile in a long while...."
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i havent had a nightmare since i was 5.

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 31yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that her is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Im starting to doubt my religion, i believe there may be a God, or there may not be, i think that we are too small, too insignificant within to the universe to believe that it was all designed specially for us. yeah, it hurts, it exciites me, im not scared any more. yes. perhaps i am. i just need someone to talk to, theists, nah, u all talk the same, atheists, nah, i say i just think, think, i was looking at this small tinny dot on the bathroom floor and thought damn, thts bigger in comparison to the earth within the universe, so, hey, ure way too small, oh my god you were a bloody accodent, a damn beautiful accident. ive never voiced this out loud so welcome my people to my thoughts. oh i feel dizzy. what the hell am i gna do now.

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"I have nothing to be proud of today but hopefully tomorrow I will."
 30yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i got pregnant at 16, had my baby at 17 and now am a single parent in highschool.

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"free country my ass."
 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that jamie whodunnit is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
sometimes i like to smell my socks.


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 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that James008 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
locusts terrifies me to death.

and i like to think the universe is just a mass of energy which i can manipulate to any manor i want.

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"Life is interesting but the universe rules."
 35yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that EOTW is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I go to bars alone.

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"Nothing Happens On The Internet."
 23yrs • F •
Kally is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
sometimes i really enjoy digging my nose

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 25yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheHollowMen275 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I have a phobia of dropping my phone in different sized holes in the street. I hold it in my pocket when I walk past drains in case it falls out.
I've had bad dreams consecutively for the past week.

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