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  37yrs • M •    
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				 my computer is really annoying, needs fixing, actually its so far gone i think it needs replacing 
						
		
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"  
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  33yrs • M •    
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				 i write VERY bad poetry,but i still like to do it 
						
		
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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."  
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  40yrs • M •    
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				 I write poetry when I'm angry and hide the pages in my closet. 
						
		
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""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"  
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  36yrs • F •    
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				 I'd like to write a book 
						
		
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"In the sea of ilutions and frustations that life is, some swim and some drown"  
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  38yrs • M •    
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				 I play World of Warcraft. 
						
		
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"Anything is Possible when you think illogically."  
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  33yrs • M •    
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				i smoke and can still run 1500 metres so screw the scientists   
						
		
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"the light at the end of the tunnel is usually an oncoming train"  
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  32yrs • M •    
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				Im scared of garden gnomes...   GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! I JUST WANT BE LEFT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
						
		
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"Life is worth living for until you believe that life isn't worth living."  
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  38yrs • M •    
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				 I have never been more in love than I am right now. 
						
		
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"Anything is Possible when you think illogically."  
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  37yrs • M  
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				 Congrats man. I am really happy for you. Treat her food.    I memorize random male monolouges and act them out in different ways. 
						
		
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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."  
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  38yrs • M •    
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				 i love giving myself pain , cos that makes me stronger and ready for anythin the world has to give 
						
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  36yrs • M •    
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				 quote:  i smoke and can still run 1500 metres so screw the scientists 
 
   maybe becuz ur only 14 and its unlikely uv'e been smoking fer a long time     I am home alone and was really drunk last night!   
						
		
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"I'll heal ur woundz I'll set u free, I m jesus christ on xtacy"  
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  37yrs • M •    
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				 had to endure friends whole weekend. Sure that doesnt seem hard but sometimes they get on my nerves for reasons ill just leave up to your imagination lol. 
						
		
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"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."  
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  37yrs • M •    
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				 I "relieve" myself with my left hand... lol though i am right handed... This may seam out-there but up in till last week i thought every guy did hahaha 
						
		
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"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"  
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  39yrs • M •    
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				 I love to laugh at the wrong time 
						
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  79yrs • M •    
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				 I want to stop masturbating so much. 
						
		
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"Jim Colyer wrote Save The Planet."  
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