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Can you guys please write me a song about being...

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 39yrs • F •
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Can you guys please write me a song about being...
really angry at a spouse for smoking and/or sleeping with someone else besides you?? please??

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 49yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that I R Me is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
At long last here is your song....


Your a filthy pig, dirty rotten jerk
No man of my dreams, no Captain Kirk
your words are hurtfull and malicious
the plates are never clean when you do the dishes

Your heart is as black as a peice of coal
you've turned our home into a hell hole
Your terrible stench irritates my nose
or maybe it's the fumes coming from your dirty clothes.

Your skin is turning all yellow from all that smoke
my eyes a re stinging and I cant help but to choke
The ashes and butts are piled up high
This is my last pack is such a lie

I was under the bed little did you know
when you shagged that skanky ho
You thought you were alone
I heard you holler I heard you moan

Now I will teach you a lesson - one you will not forget
I'm going to sell your corpse on the internet
together we will never again be seen
And from now on all the dishes will be clean.



It needs a little polishing - you should have it in sort of a low beat with some sobbing cellos and some pan pipes maybe.

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 33yrs • F •
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hey..dont no who ye r like but that song is pretty class! [u]
can u write like nice songs too???
ruthie

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"~flippin frivolous~"
 49yrs • M •
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Hey I thought that was a nice song- I kept all the gore , smut and foul launguage out of it....

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Personal is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I thank you guys so much!!

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 49yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that I R Me is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Hey no problem- we worked so hard on that together....
Any other requests for songs? you sing 'em I'll write 'em.

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Personal is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Cool!! Well, here's a list of songs...

1. Knowledge A Million
2. Red and Butter
3. Circle's Corner
4. Green
5. Cupping Head
6. Where Are My Life Lines
7. Lucky and Poor
8. What Is, Is What's Not
9. Dough Boys and Candles
10. Sand Sun
11. Vision of a Mental
12. I'm Not Away
13. Old Hairy Men
14. Hit This Key
15. Fake
16. Take Away The Cells
17. Smoker Bitch
18. Beginning's End

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 39yrs • F •
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yes. thank you!! I also need a band name, and band members!! My first band name was Cunt...

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 49yrs • M •
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That is along list!
I will do one now and then for you....
Some very interesting titles I am most intersted in "Lucky and poor", "Vision of a mental", and "where are my life lines" Sounds like you 'band' has ome "issues".

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Personal is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well, we don't. Whever we get mad at eachother or somebody else, we just right horrid, angry songs. Our music career has a lot to do with our emotions. So, no. We don't have any issues.

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 49yrs • M •
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OK here is a new song!

where are my life lines

I finally got on TV
It was really something to see
the one where you sit in the chair
you know- who wants to be a Millionaire-
The silk shirted devil askes you riddles with a grin
answer one of four if you wish to win

It started well I got the first five
with some help from the crowd I stayed alive
Then I got stumped on a tough one
should I take the money and run?
I had allready used my 50/50 life line
on some dumb question about wine

I had no idea I could only call a friend
it was that or a dead end!
the phone rang and time went on like a snail
I was so pissed when I heard your voice mail!
I snarled and shook my head
Well have to call somone else instead

So I called my grade 10 math teacher
you know the one who became a preacher
so to his house they phoned
on the line he sounded stoned
Time was up before he could answer the question
I was not sure I even had his attention

Where are my life lines?
people piss me off some times!
Where are my life lines?
Maybe this is one of god's signs
Where are my life lines?
I guessed wrong now how will I pay off all those fines?[b]

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Personal is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Cool!!

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 49yrs • M •
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another one! I am expanding poeticly here into non cuplets or non rimes....


Vision of a mental

I was so angry
with all that I could see
hating my life
so frustrated

in the corner of my eye
I caght a glance of myself
nothing more I would hate to see
a vision of a mental

seeing my face reminds me of failure
I'm angy with what I see
there is nothing there to linger on
only anger and hate

I wish I could wake up a new person
but every morning
that worthless reflection haunts me
vision of a mental

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 49yrs • M •
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Another song of mediocre quality (self flattery is good for the soul)


Lucky and poor

They say you are are lucky
Be thankfull your not from kentucky
They say there all weird from there
to them life ain't fair
all your limbs are attached- nothing has been severed
you are free your life is not teathered
Be thankful for what you have got
even though it is not a lot
you were lucky not to have a baby at sixteen
you don't live on the streets so mean
Your trailer is like a castle to some
the bus is like a limo, just wait for it to come
you've never been shot, ran over or even kicked in the head
even though your poor it is better than being dead!

Lucky and Poor
your no ones whore
Lucky and Poor
alive but wanting more

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 45yrs • F •
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talent

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"Why try so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out!!"
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