Can you guys please write me a song about being...

Here is another song for you!


Old Hairy Men

Pot bellies, suspenders and Old Spice
thick glasses and greased back hair
oh the way they stare and drool
ogleing eyes and funny smilies

how I love old hairy men
old hairy men, old hairy men
I love the way they stare
i love it when they watch

They like to look things over
there eyes stopping here and there
Like boys at a candy store
they can't get enough

Pot bellies, suspenders and Old Spice
thick glasses and greased back hair
oh the way they stare and drool
ogleing eyes and funny smilies

Some times they stare
some dare to sneak a peek
when they think no one can see
but there eyes are like lasers all over me

Pot bellies, suspenders and Old Spice
thick glasses and greased back hair
oh the way they stare and drool
ogleing eyes and funny smilies

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

(Laughs) Thank you kind Sir, thank you very much for your very kind, generous, and intelligent lyrics. Thank you, once again.

Hey your welcome-
they have been fun to write, it was an intesting creative venture.- I hope your musical adventures go well

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

Thank you! They will! Along with my filming careers.

Smoker Bitch

Ok here is an Angry one- this is inspired by this troll I work with.


I see you standing on the corner
you think your so damned cool
Its a good thing you show off your ass
because the rest looks like shit

I hate your pasty smirky face
you look like a diseased troll
Blow that damned smoke in the air
Stupid smoker bitch

How I yern to puke on your head
or push you in front of a train
Damned skanky trollup-
Smoker bitch - Smoker bitch!

All I need is a meat grinder
to make things right!
every one hates you
smoker bitch! Smoker Bitch!

Irritating
Condescending
dumb-ass
Smoker Bitch!
filthy
skanky
nausiating
Smoker Bitch!

walking by
my fist clenches
and I yern to pummel your nose
Smoker bitch

I am watching and waiting
the time will come
and you'll get yours
Smoker BITCH!


Ahh that feels better allready....

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

(Laughs) Well, would you like to start working with me? You can be my manager or something...

Sorry I just write 'em youll have to sing them...
But I will count the money though for you-

Tell us more about your singing and band as well as the story behind your origional post.

I will continue writing as well I really enjoy it- they are quickly writen I wonder what others think of them- they are not overly serious nor are they meant to be rediculous in any fashion.

Although I am flattered by your offer I have 0 musical skills I play instruments in an abstract fashion only. I could arrange some exploitational photography possibly or give you some costume feedback if you need the male eye involved. Serious intentions or not music can be a lot of fun! As a matter of fact I am going to break out my violin right now! ... Later

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

Oh okay, well...er...my band has four members, Devin, Rachel, Tyler, and I. The band's name is Runt. And the instruments are:

Vocals/ Guitarest (Me)
Drums (Devin)
Bass Player (Rachel)
Lead Guitarest/ Back-up Singer (Tyler)

Sounds good! may I recomend some research material- two of my favorite movies-
This is Spinal Tap and The Filth and the Fury-
Is there sufficient angst in your band? This sounds intersting but your being stingy with all the juicy details....

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

Well, no. We do not have an agent here in NY. We did have one in NZ. The band was not more for three years because I had to go to college. But, this summer, I'm going back home with the band, family, friends, and ECT.

*no more for three years.

So back to New Zealand from New York? that is quite a change of venue wow! So is the origional post a true part of your experience?

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

Yes.

I am sorry to hear that it must have been devastating- I don't know how I would handle it. were you madder at him or the girl in question if I may ask...

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

Well, I was a lot more ferious at her (my angent) because she forced me to move to NY.