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I had a short fling with a guy while I was spending the summer with my father in Charlotte, NC 5 years ago. Before I got on the airplane, he said to me, "My beauty's leaving on a jetplane." Ever since, I've been "JetplaneBeauty", shortened to "Jetplane" and finally to "Jet", as all my friends call me now.
"\"Like maple syrup, Canada\' evil oozes.\"-<i>Canadian Bacon</i>"
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