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When jesus comes hes going to be pissed

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 64yrs • M •
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When jesus comes hes going to be pissed
correction: When Jesus Comes Back He's Going To Be Pissed - I don't know why I do that - Edgar Cayce had this same problem of missing words.

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believing that Jesus is going to come back and save us is that now we don't have to worry about what destruction we might cause because Jesus is going to fix it all


I said that, having a discussion with someone on theology on the web.

I grew up reading the Watch Tower - I never knew where they came from, somebody was sending them to me. What little I knew I brought it up in there and a member of that church decided to answer my question.

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He will "bring to ruin those ruining the Earth."- Revelation 11:18


I love it. I can't say I believe Jesus is returning again, not without further study - but boy I sure do want to believe it. You know I've read revelations a dozen times and I don't remember reading that. But its there, I checked.[b]

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 36yrs • M •
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your first quote is a fallacy, Jesus was always to be sent to judge the world, rescue those who had done good from the evil that was on this earth, and cast down those who did evil. so yeah, when jesus comes he is going to be pissed, at a portion of the population.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 64yrs • M •
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Well I'm sure glad that I'm on the right track now.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 33yrs • M •
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I know hat's going to happen. Jubus will come back with machine guns and team up with Moses and the will kill all the Jews and then fo after the Mexicans.

It's all in The Book of The Jews by Cal Colitzer. Read on a rainy day, learn some things.

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
 36yrs • M •
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may i redirect to the either the jokes thread or the exit?

what do you mean by being on the right track Okcitykid?

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 35yrs • M
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when jesus comes he is going to be pissed

wait a second....
that doesnt make any sense at all. isnt he forgiving. and perfect. and fucking god.

ok. for one second lets pretend that the writers of the bible were intelligent. now think that maybe by ruin, it meant he would nullify their destruction. that he would make them good people. would that not bring them to ruin? i think it would.

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 64yrs • M •
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may i redirect to the either the jokes thread or the exit?


The jokes are irritating, but he has a right to express himself, we just don't have to read his posts.

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what do you mean by being on the right track Okcitykid?



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your first quote is a fallacy, Jesus was always to be sent to judge the world, rescue those who had done good from the evil that was on this earth, and cast down those who did evil. so yeah, when jesus comes he is going to be pissed, at a portion of the population.





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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 64yrs • M •
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wait a second....
that doesnt make any sense at all. isnt he forgiving. and perfect. and fucking god.

ok. for one second lets pretend that the writers of the bible were intelligent. now think that maybe by ruin, it meant he would nullify their destruction. that he would make them good people. would that not bring them to ruin? i think it would.


Is He forgiving? and perfect? and fucking God?

You seem to know - educate me

Do you know the writers of the bible, I never met them myself so I can't say.


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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 36yrs • M •
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if bringing them to ruin would mean turning them into good people, then surely hell would be a little empty. and as for the subject of forgiveness, it always says in the bible, that to be forgiven by god, you must fully repent of your sins.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 64yrs • M •
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I don't believe Jesus is going to come here and kill a bunch of people.

But all will account for the life they lived, at least that's the way I understand it. Everything would be set right.

I believe all of us will account for our deeds either in this life or the next whether or not Jesus returns.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 36yrs • M •
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i agree, i can't see jesus commiting mass murder on his return. but the bible says that he wont have to, as he will return at the end of the world.

and i agree with the rest of what you said. (that is if i am currently in the i do believe in this religion mood, im never quite sure)

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 64yrs • M •
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I need to find me some time and do me some more studieing.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 35yrs • M
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then surely hell would be a little empty


what if it is? i think so.

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 72yrs • M •
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of course hell is full of emptiness as empty as the souless existence w/o being can be.

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 36yrs • M •
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hell probably is empty, there are i hope very few people who are totally unrepentant of their crimes. but surely for there to be a hell there must be a need for one.

we meant numerically empty.

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