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 40yrs • M •  arkansas_dave is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
i haven't kept a girlfriend longer than a month. 
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"Hello Bob! Goodbye Bob. Best dollar eighty I ever spent."
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40yrs • M • arkansas_dave is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
i also think that tessalena is really hot, so i guess i shouldn't have put that last reply.  
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"Hello Bob! Goodbye Bob. Best dollar eighty I ever spent."
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40yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Wyote is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
a lot of attractive people seem to gravitate toward captaincynic. its probably due to his sexy red cape 
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"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"
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35yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
yeah. tess is pretty hot. (inside joke) and sometimes i get head aechs that last for days 
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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
i have a dent in the front of my chest, where my ribs curve inwards
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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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35yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
me t. i'm fixing that.
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34yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I enjoy the taste of blood, x__x and nope, not "gothic"
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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
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35yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
i like pain. turns me on.
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34yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I like pain, makes me happy  I dont really accept it as "pain"
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35yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
it doesn't make me happy. it hurts. but i just like it.
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36yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that Jacker_Jones is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
I hate spring loaded taps.(taps you have to keep turning for the water to come out)
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"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."
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35yrs • M A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
one of my favorite things to do is, when i get a new final fantasy, get a gallon of water, a thing of tang mix, a glass, a spoon, and sit in my room all day and play nonstop for like 6 hours. thats really fun.
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34yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Lol. niice.. That sounds amazing
hmmm... I have a Very stong/strange attraction to the scent of any kind of Vanilla.
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35yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that takemeseriously is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
My user icon, if anyone has noticed, is a picture of Gideon Yago. The reason it says 'take me seriously' is because about 4 or 5 years ago MTV had this genius ad campaign. The commercials would feature people talking about how much they hated MTV or MTV-related shows. Then, after making enough snide remarks, they'd turn to the camera and say "This is not a commercial for MTV" but, of course, it was. It was really creative, in my opinion. Anyway, one of these commercials talked about Gideon Yago. Now, I love Gideon Yago dearly, so I was interested in this one commercial. In it there is an indie/emo girl and boy with the emoWeezer black glasses and died black hair. The girl is sitting on the floor, clipping out pictures from magazines while the boy is sitting at a desk reading from a magazine. The two of them start talking about MTV, and the girl brings up Gideon Yago. She mocks him and pretends to be him, saying "Hi! I'm Gideon Yago! I'm so cute and indie! Take me seriously!" And that line floored me because Gideon Yago does have a whole "please take me seriously" while still being indie aura to him but I love him for it. So, I made this icon with the goofiest picture of Gideon Yago I could find that says "take me seriously". I know it's kinda dumb but it's great.
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"If home is where the heart is, then I got evicted this week (Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains)"
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37yrs • M • Alien_Guy_Bob is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
I'm actually Hitler
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"Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it"
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