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Im going to have to disagree with the comment that vampires don't exist. Or werewolves. I know they exist. Ive been reading on them for ages. Almost an obsession, really. And Im going to tell you why. As for elves, well, who knows. I happen to have had a real life scary assed experiance with I dont know whast the fuck it was. Vampire? Maybe. Werewolf? Probably. First off: I want to make it clear I was NOT drunk, high, or having hallucinations. I've never even so much as smoked a cigarrette(sp) in my life. Heres how it happened: I was walking home at, like 6:00 with my buddy Jake from school, (we had football practice) and it was October. Ok. So you know thos 'harvest moons' where the moon rises and it looks orange because of the dust from the feilds? Anyway, it was one of those nights where there was a 'harvest moon. So the moon rises, its pretty dark out, and we're, like, six blocks from my place. Jake was behind me, and I turn around to say something to him, and I swear, the guy had fangs! Im not lying. His eyes went all red and shit and he had these huge fangs. He was wearing his glasses, so his eyes were real big. I'll never forget those eyes. I ran like hell to my place. Next day, Im like, Man, Im such a dope. It had to of been one of his kooky Halloween jokes! So I go "Jake, that was pretty funny last night. You scared the hell oughtta me." He looks all confused and goes "Whattya talkin about Daneil?" And Im like "Give it up. You scared me. Where'd you get the red contacts?" He just shakes his head at me and says I'd flipped. So, I go to his sister Nichole, and asked her where he got the fangs. She had no clue what I was talking about, but did tell me that Jake hadn't come home from practice last night, and they all thought he was at my place. So Im like, what the fuck? So I searched Jakes room when I went to his place. No fangs, no contacts, just a phony skeleton in the closet. (Same one he'd used to freak out Nichole last year) So. WAS I hallucinating, or........is my friend some sort of werewolf?
"Trust no plan that works as planned"
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