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You know you're a redneck when you scream to your wife and 10 kids "HEY LOOK, WE'RE EATING TONIGHT" While pointing at the dead skunk in the gutter How do you circumsise a Red Neck - Kick his sister in the jaw
 
"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
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