Redneck Joke

You know you're a redneck-

When your grandmother weighs more than your refrigerator.
When you were so excited to pass 5th grade you cut yourself shaving
When you cool off by sitting in an empty dumpster filled with water while eating a banana and drinking wine (no seriously, I heard about this one)

You know you're a redneck who wants to be trendy when you think Prozac cured the great Depression

you know your a redneck if you buy cars to stick them in the front yard.

if you shoot at the teens trying to take the hub-caps off your cars in the front lawn.

if your weed-eating your front lawn and you find a car.

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

You know you're a redneck when you scream to your wife and 10 kids "HEY LOOK, WE'RE EATING TONIGHT" While pointing at the dead skunk in the gutter

How do you circumsise a Red Neck - Kick his sister in the jaw

"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
[  Edited by Exmortis at   ]