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stupid people-stories? here we go (it's not like austria would have a lack of stupid people*gg*):
today my latin-teacher asked in class:"can frogs dive?"
-no, goddammit, they die if they get in touch with water! 
last week she said something like "although im not a botanist i do think that tigers and wolves are about the same sort of animals."
-yeah, sure, there is no difference between dogs and cats either!
an intelligent question posed by the little soccer-prick sitting behind me in class:"did the ancient romans already have x-mas trees?"
-no comment...
on an anti-racism seminar: everyone was handed a sheet of paper with a handicap (what makes your life hard in our society, like homosexuality, AIDS, paralysm,...) and was supposed to make a list of what he/she would not be able to do anymore if suffered of this. one 15year girl had to talk about what happened if she was blind and her second point was: "if i had this, i couldn't put on my make-up without help."
-damn, i got so pissed on that one, i almost wished, SHE'd get blind so she could "see" that there are moe things to life than just putting on make-up!
and the last one: (i think this one's really funny): britney spears' opinion about capital punishment: "i think it's a good thing. so they learn their lesson for the next time!"
-aha!
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze-pilots wear helmets."
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