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Sarcastic Horoscopes - Page 2

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 21yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that blackstorm992 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
How Right u are...... im a Sagittarius... and yes.. i am always getting fucked....

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"always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them as much."
 25yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Rainman05 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
this is more accurate than most of the other astrology predictions.

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 30yrs • F •
XXXXXXX is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
quote:
Most Scorpio's are murdered.



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 25yrs • F
whirlwinded is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
People think Libras are sluts because we'll fuck most people, just not you

Tauruses are goddamn communists!

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 25yrs • F
whirlwinded is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
According to the dictionary:
A bitch is a female dog.
A slut is someone who's considered promiscuous.

But if you want to add your bitter, twisted opinion of women in there, that's fine.

It must be hard to be the only one who isn't getting any love. Maybe try growing a sense of humor and being less of a condemning prick?

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