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Humble, that was good. The winnebago guy won $1,750,000! Can you fuckin believe that? Here's one: A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won 74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps. This perfectly descibes the burglar that sneaks in your house in the middle of the night and your dog bites his stupid ass-and he sues-and wins!!!!!!! 
"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
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