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racist/ offensive jokes

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 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that xdanishx is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
racist/ offensive jokes
if you have jokes that are sure to offend others then post them

what do you tell your wife if she has two black eyes?
nothing you already told her twice

what do you tell a black guy with three slash marks on his back?get back to work

whats the worst part about being a black jew?
you have to sit at the back of the oven

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

what do you call a thousand black people at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start

a black guy, a jew, and a mexican jump off a bridge. who wins?
society

a black person a chinese man, and a mexican jump off a bridge, who lands first?
who cares


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 21yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that petre666 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
whats the smallest book in the library
womens accomplishments

whats faster than a bullet
a jew after a penny

why dont black mothers let their kids eat tootsie rolls
because they're scared the kids will bite their fingers off

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"the only pain in pleasure is the pleasure of the pain"
 21yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that re-incarnation is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
whats the difference betwwen a ww2 jew and harry potter?
harry potter made it out of the chamber.


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"once more unto the breach"
 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheHollowMen275 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when i pack my meat into it.

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"All the world's a stage. And all the men and women are merely players."
 35yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Cainchild is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
What is the difference between a cue ball and a Cuban?
If you hit the cue ball hard enough with a cue, you might get a little English out of it.
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So a Mexican, an American, and a Frenchman are standing on a cliff.
The Mexican whips out with a bottle of fine tequila and throws it off the cliff.
The others say, "WTF man, that shit is expensive."
The Mexican says, "Bro, these are everywhere where I come from, bro."
The Frenchman than takes out a bottle of wine and throws it off the ledge.
"WTF man, that was a good vintage!" Says the Mexican and the American.
"Where I come from these are everywhere ." Said the Frenchman.
The American pushes the Mexican off of the cliff and watches him fall.
"Merde! You killed him!" Exclaimed the Frenchman.
"Where I come from these things are everywhere ."
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Obsessions

A psychologist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers.
'You are all obsessed!' he observed.
To the first mother he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You went so far as to name your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second mom. 'Your obsession is shopping.
Again, it is seen in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third mom. 'Your obsession is drinking and
your child's name is Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by
the hand and whispered, 'Come with me, Dick, we're going
home!'

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"Fear is the emotion that prevents us from doing thing we shouldn't have thought of to begin with."
 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheHollowMen275 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I like my women like i like my pizza.
Crammed into a freezer.
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What's small and moves slowly in a corridor?
A baby with a spear through its head.
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What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a wall?
My dick.
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"All the world's a stage. And all the men and women are merely players."
 32yrs • M •
Zydex Frostiie is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
theres a speck and a black guy they both fall out of a plane which hits the ground first?

Answer: the speck, because the black guy got hung up on a rope. LOL

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what do u call a bunch of white guys running down a mountain?
Answer: an avalanche

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?
Answer: a mudslide

what do u call a bunch of mexicans running down a mountain?
Answer: jailbreak

what do u call four black guys in a car?
Answer: tinted windows

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 24yrs • M •
nonames is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
A white, a black guy, and a Mexican are on death row. They get to choose how they will die. They get 3 choices. They can either be shot in the head, hung, or injected with AIDS. The white guy chooses to be shot in the head, so they shoot him. The Mexican chooses to be hung, so they hang him. The black guy chooses to be injected with AIDS, so they inject him. Soon after they inject him, he starts laughing. He says "go ahead, inject me again". So they inject him again and he laughs even harder and says "you idiots, I'm wearing a condom".

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 60yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that thx1137 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
What does it say about us that there are only 8 posts, but 39,382 views on this thread?

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 24yrs • M •
nonames is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I have a cousin who I'm really close with, and recently he caught me having sex with his girlfriend. He hasn't spoken to me since then. But I'm confident he'll get over it eventually. After all, he's only twelve.

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 26yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Theory is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Wow this thread has some prity vile post but i think the winner of repulsion goes to thehollowmen... not that this is something to be prod of.... on a lighter note...
Whats the difference between jimmy saville and acne.... acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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"We breathe natures breath until we are tired and layed to rest..."
 18yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that agentchaos is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
[quote]What does it say about us that there are only 8 posts, but 39,382 views on this thread?"

thats actually how i found this site its like the 3rd result on google for racist jokes

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