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Wacko Jacko

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 34yrs • M •
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Wacko Jacko
some of my favorite Michael Jackson jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
They both leave children's bedrooms with an empty sack.

How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the didfference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children to play with. The other carries groceries.

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 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wormtownandy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
They both know how to rear a child.

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 31yrs • F •
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Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.

...These are horrible.

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 27yrs • M •
tweeker is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
ha ha ha ha these jokes are mest up but funny mest up but funny

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 27yrs • F •
[]RandomGirl[] is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.

o_O

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"Why are the children doing what they are doing? Why does the child rise up and kill his mum and dad, and murder his two sisters, and then hang himself from the vent...\\\""
 30yrs • M •
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What do MJ and BK have in common-
the both stick there meat in 11 year old buns.

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">Hold on I have to save<"
 28yrs • M •
shades is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
why did michal jackson have plactic surgery?

to look better 4 bubbles

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 27yrs • M •
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2 similarities between Micheal Jackson and an xbox..... they are both made of plastic and little children turn them on.....

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"always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them as much."
 32yrs • M •
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Hey!!!!~ Did you all hear!? Micheal Jackson was found dead yesterday! Report said the cause of his death was airway blockage. It seem that he was eating something when is was dead. When doing an autopsy, the doctor found a 12 years old wiener in his mouth.

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"Beware of the dog"
 27yrs • M •
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why does MJ like 26 year olds?
because there are 20 of them

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
Wacko Jacko
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