What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone?

What April Fools joke are you going to play on someone? [+ favourites]

Lets here some ideas on April Fools jokes..

"Im not white, im clear."

put signs on toilet doors saying "toilet out of order, please use floor below"

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

LOL...and on the floor below, a sign that says Out of order..use the toilet on floor above.

"Im not white, im clear."

i begin work with a bunch of idiots the 1st
mabye ill tell them to come in on saturday

"choose to be happy today"

hmm..

*replacing conditioner with mayonase [classic of mine]
*tickling someones face while having shaving cream on their hand
*giving a guy a makeup makeover while their sleeping
*putting someones hand in a bowl of warm water

I could go on but it's like 1 in the morning and I have to get up in about 5 hours.
I'll just leave you with those few. ;D lol

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

deamon i think you missed the point of my notice. i was also going to put a plastic turd underneath the toilet. the whole point is that the joke works on the ground floor as well as the upper floors. floor below also meaning "the floor underneath the toilet bowl."

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

Someone took the air out of one of my tires. I didn't find it to be a very funny joke now.

"Two wrongs don't make a right but one wrong isn't right either."

Exact interaction:
Hey is that your car out on the street?
Is it a silver golf
Yeah I think someones trying to brake into it.
What oh my God!(sprints out)
(Comes back) very funny
April Fools man!

"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."

I told everyone that called that they had the wrong number. It particularly frustrated the people who are familiar with my voice.

"Hey"
"Hi, who's this?"
"It's me, fag"
"I think you have the wrong number"
*click*

"I am Akba-Atatdia"

Saturday I was busy, so I had to pre-set things at five am to go off later in the day:

Black rubber band around the sprayer on the kitched sink (Turn on the water, get drenced.)

Saran wrap over one of the toilet seats in the house (Pull it taught and no one has any clue it's there!)

Setting the DVR to a 'busy' status all day with a password lock (which no one else knows.)

Changing my little brother's team names on MVP Baseball to the New York Yankees (That got him pretty steamed.)

And warm up the old hand shocker during work that day. (Note: only use on your close friend/coworkers. NOT to be used on Bosses or Customers, unless the customer is being a pain or you want to get out early.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

be stupid assholes like blizzard and anounce a fake race for the alliance. Even though we all knew it was a joke still wasnt that funny.

"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."

i told my mom i was pregnant on april fool's day when i was sixteen, but i was actually telling the truth. i know it was kind of mean, but she didn't have to kick me out of the house just because i was keeping it! then last april fool's day i told her i was pregnant again, and she thought i was serious! i'm going to do this to her every april fools day.

"free country my ass."

I sucked my friends dick.

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

You must be getting good at that by now Awakened.

"When I was a child I flew! Then as an adult- I watched others soar."

Very.

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."