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Trick questions - Page 2

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 25yrs • F •
SoulMirror is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Haha! And it doesn´t matter how many times you´´ve heard them, still miss them every time

This one I laughed so much, how stupid I am

"4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?




Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. "

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 22yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that forgottentruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Not to pick holes here but the greenhouse one is technically wrong... A greenhouse is made of glass but a green house can be made from green bricks but apart from that I feel for quite a few of them

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"All we see or seem; is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allan Poe"
 40yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
and what does a cow drink when it is born, is it not its mothers milk?

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 29yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that awakendwraith is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
As long as we're being technical, I think baby cows are called calfs.

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"Why cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."
 40yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I figured someone would say that, and almost made the point myself, but its still a cow.

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 36yrs • F •
ada mls is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
sooooo cow drink water?
u got that now.
what do baby cows drink?











milk

the red house is up the hill and the blue house is down the hill, where is the white house?










the usa

say mop, say pop, say cop, say top, say shop, say bop, say chop, say flop, say drop, say crop, say hop, what do u do when u get to a green light?












go!!

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 64yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that thx1137 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
'What do you put in a toaster?' -- Pop Tarts.

'Cop, marine, solider, seal; who doesn't get shot? The one with the gun.' -- I don't know; I have met some pretty dumb marines.

'When you get to a green light, what do you do? Go.' -- Not if you live in Miami. (In Miami the traffic lights aren't the law - they are merely a suggestion. If you want to get T-Boned, go right when the light changes to green.)

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 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that StraightFace is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Brilliant distraction at work! Thanks so much!

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