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how do i get a girl? - Page 2

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
who says they were joking? lol

but like people said, confidence and honesty, but dont be too soppy.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
1. Be yourself. That's the most important thing to do to get girls.
2. Never give her an opportunity to settle for just a friendship. However, you must do this emotionally only.
3. Always reach out to her for sympathy whenever she needs it.

I should know this because when I was 14, I made the mistake of NOT doing any of that.

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"You are what you say you are."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
damn.i could have used that advice a year ago.now her and i are good friends...and i still like her.what do i do so as to not make our friendship weird?

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
A year ago? Sorry, Oblivion.

Continuing anyway:

4. Find a way to gain all of her trust. Since I was your age, I have used many excuses on some girls, so I could keep their secrets: my main one being the fact that I'm forgetful (which I really am sometimes).

5. If she gets a boyfriend, act depressed. It was the only way I could get my 8th grade crush to notice me again (because she was so stuck with her boyfriend).

6. If you need advice from family or anybody you know in person, or even anybody else here at Captain Cynic, DO NOT let them tell you that you are too young.

Going back to the girl mentioned in number 5, people told me I shouldn't be looking for a girlfriend because I was only 14. She was 13. Her boyfriend, however, was only 11.

(You can find her name on my post in [Quantified Replies Forum -> The Name Of Your First Love])

7. If she's older than you, that's OKAY. A lot of people have been telling me that I shouldn't be going for girls older than me. I mean, come on! Is it a law that in any relationship, the guy must be older?!

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"You are what you say you are."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Success!

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Wyote is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Haha, that was quite a process. All good things take time.

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"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle"
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zachf is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
lmao, I was impressed that he stuck with it for that long, but congrats man =).

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"Whether we wake or we sleep, Whether we carol or weep, The Sun with his Planets in chime, Marketh the going of Time. -Edward Fitzgerald"
 32yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Arcanum is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Wow.
Hey, post a pic! XD

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"Some men are wise. Others are otherwise."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
thanks.it turns out that she had feelings for me too.heh

check in the Pictures of ourselves thread.i suppose that was the appropriate thread.lol.oh well

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Just thought i would let yall know that yesterday was mine and Sara's 1 year anniversary. I bought her a promise ring. White gold and Sapphire. Gorgeous.

Still going strong

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
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