how do i get a girl?

who says they were joking? lol

but like people said, confidence and honesty, but dont be too soppy.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

1. Be yourself. That's the most important thing to do to get girls.
2. Never give her an opportunity to settle for just a friendship. However, you must do this emotionally only.
3. Always reach out to her for sympathy whenever she needs it.

I should know this because when I was 14, I made the mistake of NOT doing any of that.

"You are what you say you are."

damn.i could have used that advice a year ago.now her and i are good friends...and i still like her.what do i do so as to not make our friendship weird?

"Whatever doesn't kill you will.....well,it will hurt like hell, but it wont kill you."

A year ago? Sorry, Oblivion.

Continuing anyway:

4. Find a way to gain all of her trust. Since I was your age, I have used many excuses on some girls, so I could keep their secrets: my main one being the fact that I'm forgetful (which I really am sometimes).

5. If she gets a boyfriend, act depressed. It was the only way I could get my 8th grade crush to notice me again (because she was so stuck with her boyfriend).

6. If you need advice from family or anybody you know in person, or even anybody else here at Captain Cynic, DO NOT let them tell you that you are too young.

Going back to the girl mentioned in number 5, people told me I shouldn't be looking for a girlfriend because I was only 14. She was 13. Her boyfriend, however, was only 11.

(You can find her name on my post in [Quantified Replies Forum -> The Name Of Your First Love])

7. If she's older than you, that's OKAY. A lot of people have been telling me that I shouldn't be going for girls older than me. I mean, come on! Is it a law that in any relationship, the guy must be older?!

"You are what you say you are."

Success!

"Whatever doesn't kill you will.....well,it will hurt like hell, but it wont kill you."

Haha, that was quite a process. All good things take time.

"I am Akba-Atatdia"

lmao, I was impressed that he stuck with it for that long, but congrats man =).

"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. So it goes. - Vonnegut"

Wow.
Hey, post a pic! XD

"Some men are wise. Others are otherwise."

thanks.it turns out that she had feelings for me too.heh

check in the Pictures of ourselves thread.i suppose that was the appropriate thread.lol.oh well

"Whatever doesn't kill you will.....well,it will hurt like hell, but it wont kill you."