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"I wonder how fast camels run." "why do you care? They are pretty fast I'd assume." "Yeah, but fast is relative. What's fast for a camel might be slow for a jumbo jet." "Yeah, but obviously we would keep things in perspective. Animals vs animals." "Why though? Speed is altogether relative. The earth is constantly moving in directions so the movement of a jet or camel doesn't matter." "Yeah, but then how can you ever gauge speed?" "Speed becomes irrelevent because there is no true way to gauge it. It's moreso a hack we use on earth comparitively." "What alternative do you suggest?" "I don't have one, but the point is everything is gravitationally relative to each other. We're always constantly moving." In the end, does anyone know how fast a camel runs? After you engage in discussions like that for years, you start realizing that although it feels like you've absorbed information, it's random and inneficient to do it by jumping from point to point. Then to ever really know how fast a camel runs, you'd have to luckily trip over it in a conversation about pastrami. Off topic discussions are annoying because they don't actually resolve any issue.
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
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