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Inner peace

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Inner peace
a friend of ine emailed me this way to find inner peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me .... .

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished ..... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off
a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 34yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that xxxxchelseaxxxx is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
haha. nice

nothing says inner peace than being able to think of nothing. except how plastered you are

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"wit is only educated insolence"
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that summit is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

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"The summit is just a halfway point"
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MugenNoKarayami is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
hahha! very clever

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"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Cynic-Al is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
im glad everyone likes it, my friend tends to send me tons of crap, but from time to time, she comes out with some really good stuff.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TRANCEND is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
HHMMM I THINK I JUST MIGHT GIVE IT A GO.

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"\WHEN YOU CANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT THINGS THE THINGS YOU LOOK AT CHANGE"
 32yrs • M •
shades is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
i'll join ya next time ok

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