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An old faithfull that i always post around

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 31yrs • M •
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An old faithfull that i always post around
this one has probably been put down here somewhere already but ill put it on again for those who missed it or in case it hasnt been listed.

Skippy's list

213 things that specialist schwarz was banned from doing during his US military service (or about 3 things that he overheard other people doing) very funny.

Examples:
7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty
39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once

have a look, read and enjoy

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 30yrs • M •
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That is amazing! Wherever did you find that?

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 31yrs • M •
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someone sent me an email with the original list in ages ago, and then i did an internet search for it (after accidentaly deleting the email) and it came up with that site. did you read the skippys friends bit? its things fans of the site have done, with inspiration from skippy.

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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