this one has probably been put down here somewhere already but ill put it on again for those who missed it or in case it hasnt been listed. Skippy's list
213 things that specialist schwarz was banned from doing during his US military service (or about 3 things that he overheard other people doing) very funny.
7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty
39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once
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