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My Wife sent this to me

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okcitykid

My Wife sent this to me [+ favourites]

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."

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Decius

lmao


"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

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Enigmatic

nice


"How am I not myself?"

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Vortex271

Sick, but undeniably cool.


""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

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St. Jimmy

That is disturbingly true
Ugh...
Still Funny Though.


"He who does not question is lost."

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