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Don't Miss This Exam

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 25yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Ana Rpo is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Don't Miss This Exam

A high school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or a death in your immediate family, but that's it - no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass jock in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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"In the sea of ilutions and frustations that life is, some swim and some drown"
 37yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I failed that exam, both hands were useless.

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that jamie whodunnit is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
quote:
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


lol

Teachers who knew how to pull jokes were always fun!

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