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a quote you've heard that you think its funny:

always give 100% at work
25% mondays
25% tuesdays
25% wednesdays
25% thursdays
and i call in sick on fridays

i used to have a handle on life but it broke

i'm not a complete idiot some parts are missin


"sonrisa siesta y fiesta ...if ya wanna know don't be afraid to ask i only bite on days that end in y"

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