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Out of the mouths of babes...

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pv_emerald14

Out of the mouths of babes... [+ favourites]

My kids' school Christmas program was tonight. After all the songs and everything Santa came in to visit the kids. My 6 yr old daughter sits on his lap and says, "Hey you're not Santa, you're my dad!"

LMAOOOOOOO

Em


""Live life to the fullest!""

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Ana Rpo

How hard and ironicly funny is life...


"In the sea of ilutions and frustations that life is, some swim and some drown"

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pv_emerald14

Got a better one for you....

Day before yesterday hubby had a cut on his finger that got infected so he washes it out with peroxide. My daughter says, "Daddy I'm sorry you have to use the stingy stuff." He says, "that's ok hun, it doesn't hurt." She pops up with, "Well it hurt's me just watching you use it!", and walks out.

Em


""Live life to the fullest!""

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Attolia

You've got an intelligent kid on your hands, Emerald. Later in life, she'll learn when to keep her mouth shut (I meant that in a good way.)


"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"

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