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Dirty Docter

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Tom_Wils

Dirty Docter [+ favourites]

A man went to the docter complaining of stomach pains

The docter said he has a v.bad infection and every 6 hours he should put one of the provided rubbery bullets up his rear, the docter 'reluctently' said "i'll do the first one for you"

6 hours later the man was trying to put the rubbery bullet in, he realised he coulden't do this himself, so he asked his wife to do it for him.....

His wife put one hand on his shoulderand used the other to insert the bullet, as soon as she put her hand in he let out a v.loud scream, she said 'have i hurt you?' and he replied "no, i have just realised when the docter did it he had two hands on my shoulders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


465 Posts / 34M
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oblivion

that aint right! .but still funny


"Gentlemen? Bitch, I radiate chivalry!"

29 Posts / 18M
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Skarpio

that's so wrong,but still funny


"Live to Fight Another Day"

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     :   12yrs   :  
Jacrat

so, what happened to the first bullet that the docter supposedly put in?


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zyphon

Jacrat i am now dishoning you as part of the family.
I DONT KNOW THIS KID. anymore


"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

76 Posts / 16M
     :   20yrs   :  
Sky1234

funny...and disturbing at the same time......


"Beware of the dog"

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goodfella

not that great but still funny


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TiiZAB3L

HAHAHA MINT


29 Posts / 9M
     :   18yrs   :  
Exmortis



OMG I almost wet myself when I read that XD

That is soooooooooooo funny


"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."

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