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Dirty Docter
A man went to the docter complaining of stomach pains
The docter said he has a v.bad infection and every 6 hours he should put one of the provided rubbery bullets up his rear, the docter 'reluctently' said "i'll do the first one for you"
6 hours later the man was trying to put the rubbery bullet in, he realised he coulden't do this himself, so he asked his wife to do it for him.....
His wife put one hand on his shoulderand used the other to insert the bullet, as soon as she put her hand in he let out a v.loud scream, she said 'have i hurt you?' and he replied "no, i have just realised when the docter did it he had two hands on my shoulders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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so, what happened to the first bullet that the docter supposedly put in?
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