question for god

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Assuming for a moment (if you don't already) that there is a divine source, call it god or whatever, and you had the opportunity to ask him/her one question... what would it be?

"Love everyone, question everything and look up!"

Hmm, I'd ask..
"Can you tell me as much as You know I can handle?"

"Milk, almonds and pistachios."

So why the silent treatment?

"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"

do you want fries with that?

"UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus. ~Peter H. Coffin"

Hi God. Thanks so much for taking time for my question. I was just, uhm, wondering if when you have a moment you'd mind stepping out of the clouds just long enough to smote the population that kills, maims, discriminates, and hates, ALL IN YOUR NAME.

Thanks, that'd be great.

"Is there a pragmatic society?"

So, are you happy now?

"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"

''Man, u must be really lucky, seeing all those naked women, u know, being invisible and all!''
and
Why oh whyd you make us so that we could make fun of you?!

"I'll heal ur woundz I'll set u free, I m jesus christ on xtacy"

do u enjoy watching us suffer and kill eachother like savages?

o and why do all alien sighting happen to hicks?

"Look now how mortals are blaming the gods for they say that evils come from us but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies"

Man, the bitterness around here!

Dear God,
Can you strike down the idiots of the world in bolts of massively-charged voltage and make this place a little more flowery?

Thanks.

"Milk, almonds and pistachios."