No more duct tape?!

No more duct tape?! [+ favourites]

Holy shit. Tom Ridge resigned. Now 3M's not going to be making bank on duct tape sales...no more colored terror alerts...and I'm wondering, who's going to take his place? Surely, there can't be more of a creative dumbass than Ridge.

But the possibility terrifies me.

"Milk, almonds and pistachios."

LMAO.......that is a scary thought, but nothing scares me more than Mr.Potato-head-Bush.

Maybe Ridge was hired to run 3M?

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

No way..Just when that anthrax scare started, his brilliant duct-tape-your-windows-shut idea, at least I think, was a conspiracy to get 3M and Scotch stocks up because people were going to blindly go out and do what Ridge said, regardless of how stupid it was.

"Milk, almonds and pistachios."

but duct tape holds anything together... that shit is irreplaceable!

yeah, i've got a few rolls- assorted colors

"as i see it the only "variable" in the equation is THOUGHT. you are capable of changing this and this alone."