42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
||Joke of the Day
A Polish man married a Canadian girl. Being in Canada for a year or
although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Until one day he rushed into a Lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him ? "very quick."
The Lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never
really needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1
sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions
LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drugstore and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read it says,