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 42yrs • M •
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Joke of the Day
POLISH DIVORCE...


A Polish man married a Canadian girl. Being in Canada for a year or
so;
although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Until one day he rushed into a Lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him ? "very quick."


The Lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
bedrooms.

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"


POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never
really needed one."


LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1
sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions
is yes."

LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"


POLE: "NO, she white."


LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"


POLE: "I got proof.


LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"


POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drugstore and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read it says,

'POLISH REMOVER'

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