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If you can't get near her to apologise, then go for soppy emails or record yourself grovelling/singing (though the later should only be done if you can sing) on webcam or something like that. If it's big enough for her to hate you enough to tell you to get lost and leave her alone, you are probably best to give her a little time to cool off first, and if all else fails "sacrifice yourself on the alter of dignity to even the score" (if you don't get the reference watch "10 Things I hate about you".).
"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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