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Favorite Donuts or Pastries

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 49yrs • M •
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Favorite Donuts or Pastries
Allright folks lets lay it on the line- what is your favorite donut and why? What do you thing your favorite donut or pastry tells the world about your personality?

My favorite- Vanilla slices or sometimes called Vienna Slices ( you can but these at good bakeries) the pastry with the wavy pink top, the cream and pudding in the middle- the one with the flaky crust- the one that is delicious you want to throw your self to your knees and thank the Lord that you still have teeth!
man I could eat these 'till I puke they are awesome! What does this say about me- that I am willing to indulge and that the slopiness of these pastries parralell my own slovenly nature.

So tell me about your donut or pastry fetishes!

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
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I absolutley love those Vanilla Slices!!! Especially when the custard in the middle starts to fall out towards the end making you eat it even faster?~!!!
Its not my no.1 fav though, I would have to say a cream and jam filled eclair made from doughnut material and has icing on it you can get these from Doughnut King, its not an eclair its a long doughnut type thingy..... I dont know what it says about me? What do you think?

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"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."
 49yrs • M •
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I see your point- perhaps these sweets are a stand in for other needs, perhaps my donut fetish is my subconcious need for sexual gratification- that is possible. Perhaps the Vanilla slice is a subconcious vulvic symbol? They are indeed very sensual to eat especially if your sharing.

Sadly there is no Donut king near me perhaps there are non in Canada at all. Here we have Robin's donuts and Tim Hortons Donuts botrh are pretty good but the best come from the grocery stores like IGA and Safeway while Save on Foods (overweighty) are terrible! ( to me they do not qualify as donuts- they are only baked goods)

Another great pastry is the the glazed cersaunt! Yum Yum! And another favorite is Banana Bread- man that stuff is incredible!

Daisygirl- being a donut expert and having taken a Psychology class i would have to interpret your donut choice as follows-
That you have a secret yearning for the donut king!

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
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OoooAAwww Me God!!! You found me out?!! I do really have a yearning for Mr Donut King and his big donuts!
Nah just joking I havent had a donut for about 6months I think I feel like one now all this talk about sweet yummie cakes.
Oh how I could go for one now.
I might just nip around the shops for one, or two or three

My fav round donuts are pink icing ones, whats yours?

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"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."
 49yrs • M •
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I love the pink icing ones to! it has been like 10 years since I had one- And I have the most bizzare story about that I was in this pottery studio that was always empty at college and I saw this donut box in the garbage It looked like some people had a party- I was curious and opened the box low a nd behold a donut with pink icing on it- After a thourogh inspection it seemed fine indeed, and fine it was! The pizza was not bad either! A fantastic unexpected free meal!
Sadly there are no pink icing donuts to be found in my locale- they must be banned or something- or there is some national shortage. I like plain glazed as well.

And don't forget to take the donut survey- in the polls area!

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
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Thats wierd that you no longer can get pink iced donuts? Us FAT Aussies can get them day and night anywhere

I usually like the ones that have sprinkles on them too, what survey is this where is it?

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"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."
 49yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that I R Me is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I think sprinkles are somewhat of a distraction on donuts- Maybe I am too much into old school donuts. Polls are at the top of the page by the Captain Cynic logo click on that and the fun will begin! well mild amusement at least.

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that daisygirl is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Distraction smaction, the more sugar the bettah!! Thats what I reckon!! Havent done the survey yet Ill get around to it soonish.
Hey whats your favourite icecream flavour I bet its not the same as mine? Mine is Cookies n' Cream I could eat this stuff till it comes out of me pores.

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"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."
 49yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that I R Me is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Cookies and cream- sounds fair It is good indeed- My favorite is either mint chocolate chip or Turtles ( an ice cream based on the chocolates) yum yum! One day I cut myself shaving and caramel came out- i was thankfull a leftover half donut was by the sink so I could mop it up and not let it go to waste....

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 39yrs • F •
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Ok? I R Me are you on drugs or what? Please explain your last post the bit about the caramel coming out of you cut?!!!

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"Flesh and Blood Skin and bone, Whats mine is mine is mine alone."
 49yrs • M •
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My blood has such a high sugar content it is much like caramel- They really thought I was trying to pull a fastone down at the blood doner clinic the other day. They refused my donation so I went home and did some baking. I apologize the talk of caramel like blood may be more disturbing than I had origionally thought.

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"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"
 49yrs • M •
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Lately I have developed an affinity for those little powdered white donuts! Man those are good but they make a mess- (best eaten outdoors with a wind comming from the same side you are handed ie your right handed the wind must be from your right)
Quite tasty indeed!

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