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 63yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that okcitykid is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
SPAM EMAIL
I get all kinds of spam. People I don't even know want to give me millions of dollars just because they heard I could be trusted

This one is a classic I just thought I would share:

Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed iydxcg
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 03 01:20:45 GMT
From: <royal@deutschland.de>
To: <rogerdjones@netscape.net>, <rogerdodger@netscape.net>, <rogerdoyle@netscape.net>, <rogerds@netscape.net>, <rogerdu@netscape.net>, <rogerdudley@netscape.net>, <rogerdunstan@netscape.net>, <rogere1@netscape.net>, <rogere@netscape.net>, <rogerellis@netscape.net>


Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: webmaster@custompaintshop.net.
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You
Brian Appel



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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 73yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that jakereaney is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Dear Nerds,
I ain't spamming you! Figure it out before you accuse someone.
Eldred

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 63yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that okcitykid is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Did you get a virus?

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
That sucks, I hate spam.

Did you hear that they tried to pass a law outlawing it, and some freak of a judge-crack-head mother-fucker stalled it.


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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Angelfire is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Spam is evil.
Spammers should be incarcerated for a few years and fined for every dime they made.

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"Durch Nacht und Blut das Licht"
 63yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that okcitykid is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
It wouldn't be so bad if they just wouldn't overdue things. How many times a day do I have to hear about the benefits of Viagra. And - No, My printer has plenty of ink.

But how many people get an email message from a time traveler? I saved that one, I thought that was pretty funny.

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 63yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that okcitykid is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Eldrid - are you trying to tell me that you're the time traveler?

*Hmmm - Where did I put those plans for that travel circuit.*

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Angelfire is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
My email experience would be much better if I wasn't bombarded with several "enlarge your penis" ads everyday.
The bastards deserve stoning

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"Durch Nacht und Blut das Licht"
 43yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Aura is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
^^ Yeah, who sends those out? It's annoying.

And I don't even have a penis! : |

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"I'm here to live... OUT LOUD!"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Angelfire is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
My mom complains about that all the time! She has a buisness email address and gets very annoyed at how "unproffesional" she looks when having to delete a few of those every now and then.

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"Durch Nacht und Blut das Licht"
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Its funny, if you read just the last line of Aura's post:
quote:
And I don't even have a penis!


and then read the next one down (dumbteen):
quote:
My mom complains about that all the time!


He he he, that was good for a laugh!

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 66yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that ForumFan is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
This is what our mailbox looks like everyday:

Hot teen virgin barnyard sluts on Viagra selling home mortgage protection want to let you know they have one million e-mail addresses guaranteed to enlarge your breasts, your penis, and your bank account. They absolutely guarantee you will never be lonely again, but only if you are enjoying their herbal concoctions whilst selling on E-bay with virus protection of course..... and don't forget to send this to 10 people, including the one who sent it to you, or your enlarged penis will rot off! Did I leave anything out??? LOL...

The Spamalopes are being slaughtered at an alarming rate. Perhaps the R/SCPCA will save them before they go extinct, or at least give them Vicodin, Phentermine, Soma, Ambien, Floricet, Imitrex, Paxil, Prozac, Zoloft or Valium so they just won't care.

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"My Dogma ate my Karma"
 42yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ForumFan~ I'm laughing my ass off over here, thanks!

I think it catches like a disease though, I'm begining to send my friends stuff that I think is cool on E-Bay, and funny jokes all the time. Oops...

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 63yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that okcitykid is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Hot teen virgin barnyard sluts on Viagra selling home mortgage protection
God Bless You
A friend told me you were trustworthy - my country is being taken over, send me your bank acount information so that I can send my 30 million before my captors take it

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"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."
 56yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Dreamer is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
LOL, open a quick unused bank account and get the sucker down to like $1.00, put holds on all debits and let em have it. LOL. Ok, was just funning you.

I hate spam, used to get a lot, until I started all the unsubscribe things. I get a little now, but it is so nice to not have to deal with it.

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