| Some slightly dirty fun...  [+ favourites]
A little old lady goes into a tavern and sits at the bar. The
bartender notices that she is VERY drunk but goes over to find
out what she needs.
The old lady says, (in a drunken slur) "tarbender, tarbender,
bring me a martuni with a pickle in it."
So he makes a martini, puts an olive in it and hands it to her.
She gulps it down in one swig and says, "oh heartburn, heartburn,
tarbender, tarbender, bring me another martuni with a pickle in it."
So the bartender makes another martini, puts an olive in it and
takes it to the old lady. Again she gulps it down in one swig and
slams the glass down on the bar saying, "heartburn, heartburn,
tarbender, tarbender, bring me another martuni with a pickle in it."
Well now the bartender is thinking that this is about enough of her
so he says, "lady, first of all I am not a tarbender, I am a BARTENDER,
second, you are not drinking a martuni with a pickle in it, it is a
MARTINI with a OLIVE in it! And third, you don't have heartburn,
your tit is in the ashtray!
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