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 37yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Kookiekruncher is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Random thoughts
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt... then
things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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"Treat everyone as you would want to be treated"
 47yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Patrish is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

Good ones.

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"Life is full of lemons, and the lemonade is sweet."
 25yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Dugbug is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Those were really good.. we need more of those.

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"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Progress, Congress?"
 22yrs • M •
At a CTL of 2, Oblivion is a full member of Captain Cynic and is a consistent participant in discussions.
those were all very true,but i espesially liked #26

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 25yrs • M •
MagicBacon is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Musturd is tasty.......................

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 27yrs • M •
rupert25 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
nice thoughts

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 30yrs • M •
royears is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.

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