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Guys... NEVER underestimate us... Heres a good rea

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 47yrs • F •
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Guys... NEVER underestimate us... Heres a good rea
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a
woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to
death with the chair."


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 43yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that rollergirl is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
bahahahaha.

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"get busy livin' or get busy dyin'..."
 53yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Patrish is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
PMS can be scarier.
Good one. LOL

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"Life is full of lemons, and the lemonade is sweet."
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Dugbug is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
That was definatly good.

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"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Progress, Congress?"
 35yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that KrazyGamer is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
holy crap, i'm never getting married. o_o

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Guys... NEVER underestimate us... Heres a good rea
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