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Funny School Excuses

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 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Kookiekruncher is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Funny School Excuses
These are actual spelling of parents in a hurry.

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor

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"Treat everyone as you would want to be treated"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
HAhahahahha

Those are pretty good Kookie

I quite enjoy the tidbits you get from all over.

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 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that shadowcult is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i like the one about jimmy being his fathers falt

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"Emotions are for the weak minded, so cry me a river build a bridge and get over it."
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
which one is that?

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 41yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that rollergirl is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
parents can be so stressed!

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"get busy livin' or get busy dyin'..."
 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that shadowcult is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
#14

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"Emotions are for the weak minded, so cry me a river build a bridge and get over it."
 30yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Dugbug is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I was debating on weather #14 was actually a mistake.

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"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Progress, Congress?"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Dug, I was also for the last one.

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"He who refuses to seek will never learn"
 32yrs • F •
jitterbug is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
#17

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""7,000 people dying of Aids in Africa is not a cause it's an emergency"-Bono"
 39yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
#18 a weekend with the marines...lol, now that's funny

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