LOL, Ewwww

LOL, Ewwww [+ favourites]

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

"The Restless Mind - The curiosity of intellectual infancy"

no clue!

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

Full.

"The Restless Mind - The curiosity of intellectual infancy"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked that one..that was GOOD!!

"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"

I have heard it but dont member the exact awnser

"The Restless Mind - The curiosity of intellectual infancy"

take out the pin and throw it back.

"Emotions are for the weak minded, so cry me a river build a bridge and get over it."

pull the pin and throw it back.......right you are shadow

"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

"Treat everyone as you would want to be treated"