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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
LOL, Ewwww
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Full.

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 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that walts is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked that one..that was GOOD!!


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"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"
 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that walts is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?


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"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I have heard it but dont member the exact awnser

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 29yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that shadowcult is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
take out the pin and throw it back.

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"Emotions are for the weak minded, so cry me a river build a bridge and get over it."
 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that walts is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
pull the pin and throw it back.......right you are shadow


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"Have you thanked a Vet for your freedom lately?"
 37yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Kookiekruncher is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

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"Treat everyone as you would want to be treated"
 29yrs • M •
jaduff is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
a blonde and a brunette jump out the same window at the same time who hits the ground first

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"'winning'-charlie sheen"
 19yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheHollowMen275 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Three blondes are walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. "These are deer tracks!" Says the first blonde. "No they are definitely bear tracks!" says the second. "You're both wrong, these are fox tracks." says the third.
Anyway while they are arguing they are hit by the train.

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"All the world's a stage. And all the men and women are merely players."
 30yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that DannyDuberstein is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."



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"Just a fleck in the immeasurable circumference?"
 20yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that James008 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
jaduff i know that one. the brunette hits the ground first because the blond stopped at a window to ask for directions.

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"Life is interesting but the universe rules."
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