SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to??

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

thats quite cool, you can do great things with the english language

(i got bored and decided to see what was at the back of the archive)

does anyone have a copy of the thing about how the human mind can read the words that you write no matter what the middle of the word looks like, as long as the first and last letter are in the right place.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

man that is fun, being able to read that entire thing without problem. Got hung up only when you actually typed the word in the right order becouse my brain was giong faster as i read it and was adjusting to the disorder. and yes i did change going around on purpose.

i think i just read your bit as a spleinlg mistake, as it wasnt that different.

but its quite interesting to know how the human mind works.