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1104 Posts / 65M
     :   28yrs   :  
wesdawgy

Pimp my Dad....................hey some of them can use a little flava, lmao


"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

443 Posts / 44M
     :   23yrs   :  
Vortex271

Pimp my life.


""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

359 Posts / 40M
     :   20yrs   :  
eliasan

pimp my Planet


"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."

714 Posts / 38M
     :   19yrs   :  
MugenNoKarayami

quote:
pimp my penis



Lmfao... indeed, could always use some 'ice' on my penis


"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

204 Posts / 55M
     :   38yrs   :  
Evilia

Pimp my babys daddy!!


"Spellcheck is for pussies. REAL women make mistakes."

333 Posts / 43M
     :   22yrs   :  
JoelB

Pimp my job.


"Aint flashed a smile in a long while...."

56 Posts / 33M
     :   17yrs   :  
RocketTed

Pimp my pimp. huh huh?


"Bad things to hear in a submarine: "Captain, the flooding put out the fire!!""

940 Posts / 46M
     :   21yrs   :  
Attolia

Pimp my paper.


"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"

1104 Posts / 65M
     :   28yrs   :  
wesdawgy

Pimp my Boss...lol


"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

2 Posts / 28M
     :   14yrs   :  
LilSpike

Pimp my Trainers


39 Posts / 30M
     :   14yrs   :  
Weebl

pimp my iPod

Mine needs to be redone. Majorly


"Life is worth living for until you believe that life isn't worth living."

76 Posts / 34M
     :   19yrs   :  
Disenchanted

Pimp my desk lamp.


Awwwh yeah.


39 Posts / 30M
     :   14yrs   :  
Weebl

pimp my door knob
pimp my blinds
pimp my norway
pimp my hitch hiker
pimp my mole


"Life is worth living for until you believe that life isn't worth living."

9 Posts / 27M
     :   15yrs   :  
[]RandomGirl[]

Pimp my chicken. =D


"Why are the children doing what they are doing? Why does the child rise up and kill his mum and dad, and murder his two sisters, and then hang himself from the vent...\\\""

24 Posts / 26M
     :   18yrs   :  
>Twitch<

Pimp my reply.


">Hold on I have to save<"

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