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Tagged > Phone call
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 38yrs • F
Hi my name is Mary but you can call me "GOD&q
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 45yrs • M
call me Dopester
THREAD I like her, but how do i ask her out
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Talk Talk
apparently the best chatup line is "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?", but i don't suggest trying that one (at least not as a first port of call :P ) and my way is the way t...
THREAD Joke of the Day....version 2
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Jokes & Games
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He ga...
THREAD Weird ThingsCactus Cell Phone Towers
12 Posts • 14054 Views
Talk Talk
Does everything have to "blend in" and be aesthetically pleasing? Isn't there a point at which such plights become silly? What the hell am I going on about? Take a look at this:
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 39yrs • M
call me Mr.B
THREAD War & TerrorismCanada Believes Saddam Had WMD
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Politics & Current Events Forum
The scenario: U.S. launches attack on Iraq. The phone call: T. - Hello, Saddam? S. - Yes, who is this? T. - You remember you and I attended a seminar on terrorism in Syria last year. Well, now tha...
MEMBER
 57yrs • F
Some call me a pessimist but I prefer optomistically challenged.
MEMBER
 35yrs • F
You never know, until you dont try
THREAD About You / IntroductionsWhat's In Your Name?
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Talk Talk
zyphon-......... i needed a game name and since im weird i just put down zyphon. (zi-faw-n) wouldnt it be weird if i was sleeping. zzzzzz and then the phone rang. z phone.....zyphon! that would...
THREAD Writing AdviceCan you guys please write me a song about being...
60 Posts • 27927 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
OK here is a new song! where are my life lines I finally got on TV It was really something to see the one where you sit in the chair you know- who wants to be a Millionaire- The silk shirted...
THREAD Society & SociologyExcerp: Industrial Society Destroys Mind and Environment
34 Posts • 14090 Views
Psychology Forum
from e-mail to add to the list? The scary Halloween monsters have gone into hibernation for another year, so no worries about them. But then there are other things that will continue to worry or scar...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 55080 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Not yet to goodbye, Not yet There's still time for laughs, for talk through the night minutes to hours to hold the phone, annoying the world but caught in out own little sphere of silence and...
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 41yrs • M
Today is a gift thats why we call it the present.
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 40yrs • M
Pimpin aint easy thats why you call this lightskin brotha
MEMBER
 34yrs • F
You'l never know, untill you try
MEMBER
 33yrs • F
hesitate and you'll never do what you need. go for it and it will all be over with quickly.
THREAD ChristianityTruth about 666, the beast and seal of the beast
117 Posts • 27393 Views
Religion Forum
Well Nicholas, I'll let you have a few explanations for my "behavior" - At every turn you have been evasive... you have made a claim that should shake the planet... but it isn't...
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 63yrs • M
...Therefore the Lord Himself shall give you a sign.Behold,a virgin shall conceive and bear a son and shall call his name Jmmanuel...
THREAD Paranormal & PseudoscienceWhy do you think people can have psychic abilities?
17 Posts • 12008 Views
Science & Technology Forum
I wasn't sure if to put this in the theories & philosophy thread or this one, but I want to know if, why, and who thinks that psychic abilities are possible. I have always had my little e...
THREAD Relationships & LoveThe Loss Of Loved Ones
2 Posts • 2080 Views
Psychology Forum
I'm a customer service representitive at a cable company. I talk to people on the phone. I tell them to pay their bill, to buy products. I kiss ass and I make money doing it. I just got a call fr...
THREAD What do I do...?
15 Posts • 4125 Views
Talk Talk
If she really loves you, she will call you and say sorry, if she was playing with you she will wait till you call and YOU say sorry to her. So it was kinda of a good thing that you did yell at her, so...
MEMBER
 37yrs • F
If you call me your bitch i might get on my knees and say plzzzzzzzzzzzzz with my hands put together as if i was praying and looking up at you with puppy dog eyes.
THREAD Blonde Jokes
31 Posts • 10797 Views
Jokes & Games
6 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said &#...
THREAD ExistentialismPerhaps shallow ressentiment, but ressentiment none the less.
8 Posts • 7380 Views
Philosophy Forum
I never had a smartphone until this past Christmas when my husband surprised me with one. Up to then, I had been using a simple, slim, very cost effective and perfectly usable for my needs phone. I ha...
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