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Tennis Ball

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 33yrs • M •
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Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge.
"What's that?" she asked, pointing at his shorts.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh my gosh," said the girl sympathetically... ,that must be very painful . . . . I had tennis elbow once!"

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"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that CrypticTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
thats really funny i got to post that for all my tennis buddies

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