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Sex for the first time

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 33yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Exmortis is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Sex for the first time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you
were this religious.

The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist.

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"Life is like a box of chocolates.. every fucker wants a chocolte from your box."
 31yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Oblivion is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
damn that was good.lol

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"If You Aint Ammo, You Aint Shit."
 46yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wizardslogic is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
I saw something like that in a teen sexploitation film back in the mid-80s called 'Mischief' (with Kelly Preston, as I remember-a real hottie even now!). Funny movie.

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"Each conscious mind is alone in the universe!"
 34yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that CrypticTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
lmfao-this is great stuff

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""Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth" -oscar wilde"
 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
damn that would suck.
funny yes
funny as hell
but that would
suck

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
Sex for the first time
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